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Why hoard it?
Similar to useless websites highlighted in this box, there's also a lot of useless crap you can buy that's actually pretty funny and will definitely kill your boredom, even if it is for a little while. They literally have everything, from offensive Mario Kart badges (damn that blue shell) to a chicken harness, so you can take your feathery little friend on a walk. See what crap takes your fancy.
Worth hoarding?
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Stay in the same neighbourhood.
Grab some deals off top sites
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Different direction?
Next cool site.
Something else. The internet has more than one rabbit hole.