You don't need to know that shit and let's be honest, you probably don't even care. You haven't come here for us to blow smoke up our own ass.

Benedict Cumberbatch and another dude looking bored

The only thing you need to know is that we're here as a daily cure to end your perpetual boredom.

Now if you want to do us a solid one so we look good on all those social sites, you can drop us a line and give us a follow. Or whatever the fuck they are calling it these days.

If not, no bother, we'll let you get on with opening some kick ass boxes.

To the unboxing