Why haven’t aliens visited Earth (officially; calm down conspiracists) yet? Well it could be because we are perceived as a Motel on the dusty dangerous route that folks avoid, I mean, have you seen the crap humanity has done? However scientists have another theory; they believe “extraterrestrial civilisations grow so much that they hit crisis points, missing the chance to set out for new worlds”. In other words, they implode on themselves. Hmm, that doesn’t seem familiar…right? Over to you, Box 105.